when i say peter parker is my hero i don’t mean spider-man. what i mean is, i want to get paid for taking selfies and selling them to a major newspaper.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
Can we just appreciate how interesting my school life is during spirit week
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
when i broke my foot i had to find things to do that didnt involve me running around. one was learning how to play rod stewart songs on mandolin. my friend pamela took this picture. i like it because it reminds me of a time when i wasnt able to move except when i was on stage. it brings me to that exact moment. would you guys wanna read a fob photo book that included our reactions to each picture? would that be something worth working on? ive been thinking about it alot lately.
the power puff girls; dismantling gender norms and being kawaii as fuck since 1995